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White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

07.05.2025
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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters

- Intro

- Fergie's Greatest Hits

- Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting

- Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy

- Opening Clip: Bed Flip

- Tony Johns Is Locked Up

- Mother Tongue

- The Cool Guy Who Got Away

- Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff

- Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets

- Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

- A New Challenge

- Enny Thoughts

- Horrible Or Hilarious

- Vietnamese Hair Salon

- Dates

- Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg

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